im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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