this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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