So gin and wine won't be happening again
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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