I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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