also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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