They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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