normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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