he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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