Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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