We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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