: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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