ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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