So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
He did a backflip because drugs
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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