We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
