you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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