She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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