Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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