I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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