when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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