break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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