you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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