the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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