we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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