I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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