I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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