How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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