You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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