you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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