Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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