i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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