I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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