should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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