So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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