who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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