playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
