Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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