how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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