Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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