hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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