if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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