What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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