"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I came so hard my ears popped.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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