whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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