...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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