Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just google imaged poop.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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