At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
operation harelip BJ is a go
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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