I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
