Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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