You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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