real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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