good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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