I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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