you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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