I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
pray to the hookup gods
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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