I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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